vicemag:

“Pastor Mark is the coolest pastor ever. He’s got some real street cred, and I can’t believe he’s got the cajones to publish such honest advice for couples, like how wives should drop their husband’s trousers and suck their dicks while murmuring “I am a repentant woman.” I’m just surprised he forgot to mention the part where the guy fucks her throat so hard it gets bruised and she can’t talk back to him the next day—but maybe that’s just a given.”
—Cliterature - Finally, a Pastor Who Wants Women to Suck Dick

This Douche’s operation is based right here in Seattle, Mars Hill Church… a real fucking creep…

vicemag:

Pastor Mark is the coolest pastor ever. He’s got some real street cred, and I can’t believe he’s got the cajones to publish such honest advice for couples, like how wives should drop their husband’s trousers and suck their dicks while murmuring “I am a repentant woman.” I’m just surprised he forgot to mention the part where the guy fucks her throat so hard it gets bruised and she can’t talk back to him the next day—but maybe that’s just a given.”

Cliterature - Finally, a Pastor Who Wants Women to Suck Dick

This Douche’s operation is based right here in Seattle, Mars Hill Church… a real fucking creep…

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    Ah, I remember Christian pre-marital counseling. A lot of time is spent discussing how wives really need to put their...
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    I can’t stand this guy and his stupid advice.
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    It’s *cojones, not *cajones. If...has cajones, then he has drawers.
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    This Douche’s operation...based right here in Seattle, Mars Hill Church…
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